the author, hugging a trashcan model (2015, self portrait)

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Ryan graduated from Iowa State in 2017 with a Bachelors in Industrial Design + dual concentrations in Visual Communications & Soft Goods (3.46 GPA) 

He’s 25, hates air conditioning, plans long hikes, & enjoys baggy sweaters 

Ryan also claims to have a podcast in “pre-production”...he has stated this for the last two years

He owns no pets, but as a kid he took care of a “a tank of crawfish” who “devoured each other” in an act of “extremely visible Darwinism”. For the past year he has considered purchasing a cactus

Ryan currently lives & works in Memphis Tennese, where he designs furniture that spins really fast


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Email: 
    inquiries.ryffert@gmail.com
Resume:
    (avalible on request) 
Being Proffesional™:
    Ryffert @ Linkedin
Proffesional, but it’s Design:
    Ryffert @ Behance
Proffesional, but it’s my pdf Portfolio:
    >click<
Travel Photos:
    @tinyspaceman
Just Photos: 
    @public.ryffert
Spotify:
    sure why not?
Ryan Eiffert 2020